E A D G B E | | | | | | A 5 7 7 6 5 5 | | | | | | E x 7 9 9 9 7 | | | | | | D x 5 7 7 7 5 | | | | | | F#m x 9 11 11 10 9 | | | | | | C#m x 4 6 6 5 4 | | | | | | G 3 5 5 4 3 3 | | | | | | Dsus4 x 5 7 7 8 5 | | | | | | The basic riff is just A E D A. If you want to match the single version use my barre chords but I've seen David Tattersall just play open chords, so that sounds fine too! A E D A x2 A E D A A E D A Consult your mouth, flapping wings beneath the bed A E D A A E D A You lay down your innocence, though it is just half dead A E D A A E D A It has crawled here to rest, it has crawled here to rest! A E D A A E D A It has crawled here to rest, and slowly it will die A E D A A E D A So run your fingers through my skin, and I shall be made your music A E D A A E D A We must ride the rougher paths to bliss, I can do it with a kiss F#m C#m You were sitting on my Christmas tree G And you were looking, looking down at me D (Dsus4) D Looking down at me A E D A x4 (mute) A E D A A E D A Well, I went to the movies, for three years A E D A A E D A And I heard that you were busy, going in and out of therapy A E D A A E D A So you lost all my money, and I cost you all your friends A E D A A E D A They do not want to talk to you, but I do, I do, I do! F#m C#m You were sitting on my Christmas tree G And you were looking, looking down at me D (Dsus4) Looking down at me F#m C#m You were sitting on my Christmas tree G And you were looking, looking down at me D (Dsus4) Looking down at me A E D A x4 (mute) A E D A A E D A we dress up like snowmen and run around your garden A E D A A E D A Chanting "David is the monster! David is the monster!" (demute) A E D A A E D A We dress up like snowmen and run around your garden A E D A A E D A Chanting "David is the monster! David is the monster!" A E D A (repeat) David is the monster! David is the monster! A E D A x2